Iced Earth Parody Songs

Ice Dearth

Violate the prophets in the dreading night

The path that I have chosen a dystopian site

Question for the heavens Declaration Day

A Slave to the dark a prophecy of pain

Make, the bloody sacrifice galloping, disciple of the lie

Hatred, for your wretched soul Αmerica, stuff stuff gallop

This wicked child is suffering I walk the path of prophecy

Into the storm I died for you in melancholy

Our songs are awesome for 15 year olds

Thrashy but not so much tribute to the gods

We will write the same song for the millionth time

And you better like it or else you'll die

Metal, it will never die gallop mosh, like it's 1999

Brothers, and sisters are Alive In Athens

This wicked child is suffering I walk the path of prophecy

Into the storm I died for you in melancholy

Here is now the standard part where Barlow cries

There is sadness in the world wow so much sad

I will cry when angels die wait that's another band

I will die for you again I will suffer Ice Dearth

Litigate

Prison for my golden years wasn’t in my plan

Out of jail at any cost I’ll help out Uncle Sam

Disrupt the electoral vote  you reap what you sow

Pled guilty on two charges and sponsored for Wit Pro

Plea deal now plea deal now don’t litigate!

Dee Snider said I’m a piece of shit embarrassment too

I'll snitch on my companions there's nothing I won’t do

Threaten me with thirty to life I’ll be the first to testify 

I’ll sign off on any statement even if it is a lie

Plea deal now plea deal now don’t litigate!

The Glorious LARP

Patriots assemble on this day in history guided by the internet a deep conspiracy

Our President of gameshows conjured up the plan

We will march with flags and bear spray into the promised land

Finally I stand and fight no longer just a pawn

Like my heroes white Jesus Christ and the evil clown from Spawn and violate 

Six charges brought against me the FBI knows my name

There is nowhere left to run everybody knows about my band

Our mighty insurrection did not unfold as planned

All I did was spray some cops with the bear spray in my hand

I wish my deeds were glorious like the martyrs by my side

To taze myself in the balls have a heart attack and die

Now that I am a wanted man there is just one way to fly I must turn myself in to the FBI

Knave And A Narc

Conspiracies on my mind, appeared on InfoWars Spirit of 76 closed nothing left to do

I loved my country until W’s last days a certified election is this what I crave NO!

I was called upon by Don to protect this country to grant another term despite the people’s pleas

He told those gathered there won it by a landslide filmed by TMZ against legal advice

I stormed the capitol, didn’t cover up my face now I’m on the front page of the wanted list

Turned myself in to an agent named Dave six charges against me, why won’t they go away?

Discharged bear spray recklessly I’ve treason against my country

To jail a decade possibly I’ve treason against my country

Sanders must repent, no pardon for Johnny Boy

Will Kickstarter deny me my legal defence fund?

And will the U S A lock me up for life?

And deny bail me, incarcerate me, until I’m sixty-one

Extradited to D. C. I’ve treason against my country

My band mates all have quit on me I’ve treason against my country