Shattered Realm Tribute EP

 Blackest Dawn

Demons calling baptized in your blood.

Angels falling baptized in your blood.

In your blood hence creating an enemy of the world.

Overcome with hatred crucified by words.

I looked back on an age of ruin vile as thy name.

There's only one way to go from here forced back to a world of pain.

There was a time emotions died.

Demons awakened.

There was a time before my, demons awakened.

Reborn from the ashes overcome with visions of the blackest dawn.

Risen from the ashes only just begun to be destroyed.

Good as dead to you and I.

I am master and slave.

Spoken lies broken ties now you must die.

Evil coming back for me.

Chaos and nothing can save.

This World Is Mine!

Look in my eyes tell me what you see.

A broken down man from the misery and defeat.

But I'll die to protect what's mine.

And that's something you're afraid of.

This world is mine, You can't trust anyone.

This world is mine, nowhere left to run.

This world is mine, can't trust anyone.

This world is mine, no way out.

Your first mistake pay with your life.

No second chance the games are over.

I'm taking all that you possess.

Elitist in the truest form you can't beat me.

This world is mine, you can't trust anyone.

This world is mine, nowhere left to run.

This world is mine, can't trust anyone.

This world is mine, no way out.

This world is mine crippled ship in the path of the storm.

Breath of sin in the path of the righteous.

Your acts won't go unpunished because this world is mine.

Bring the world back down.

Eat Shit/New Disgrace

Eat Shit, Go To Hell.

You can eat shit, you can fuck yourself, you can go straight to hell.

You never impressed me you're the new disgrace

New kids out to prove never earned a thing

WE DON'T NEED YOU NEVER LEARNED ANYTHING

WHEN YOU'RE HANDED EVERYTHING

No more excuses or complaints

Those silver spoons are bound to rust one day

ONE DAY

Swallow your pride and face the truth

It's time to shine but you're too dull you'll never be anything

WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

No One Else

You lack the courage to live your life disciplined

falling behind the human race more and more

I know the way I live you despise

At least I know I'm not scared to get by

This world tears me apart but I won't let your ways keep me down

I've been down that road before, I've seen where it ends

I lead the life I lead for me- No One Else

No One can turn me which way to turn

I'll turn the other way just out of spite

I know the way I live you despise

At least I know I'm not scared to get by 

This world tears me apart but I won't let your ways keep me down

I've been down that road before, I've seen where it ends

I lead the life I lead for me- No One Else

I will not back down... Back down to No One.

 GBNF

Fallen friends, live forever Gone but not FORGOTTEN

We carry on in your name fallen friends live forever

We carry your memory until the day WE MEET AGAIN

In our hearts in our minds fallen friends live forever

Not one day passes by when you're not by my side

No matter where I'm at you're always on my mind

Some people come and go and never meant anything

We stand out we stand tall loved by none hated by all

When I look back to the times we had

Fighting and losing our fucking minds

Good times and bad we stood side by side

Life ain't the same but we gotta try FOREVER FAMILY

Showdown/Jones

Seek revenge on those who've done you wrong.

The crown will stay where it belongs.

Conquer all your enemies, make them suffer.

You will never kill us all.

Tear apart the ones who hold us down.

Rise above, forever stand your ground.

Conquer all your enemies, make them suffer.

You will never kill us all.

This is a way you cannot win.

From the time our friendship ended you were so involved.

In what was going on in my life but you can't fathom all that you have done.

Welcome to your demise how can you live with yourself?

Well I won't let you live with yourself this is the last straw.

Two faced bitch half stepping punk ya you sure did get a rise out of me.

Now I'm making it my mission in life to take away the air you breathe.

Now you must face me and die how can you live with you yourself?

Well I won't let you live with yourself this is the last straw.

Big Black Tribute EP

 Kerosene

I was born in this town live here my whole life

Probably come to die in this town live here my whole life

Never anything to do in this town live here my whole life

Never anything to do in this town live here my whole life

Probably learn to die in this town live here my whole life

Nothing to do, sit around at home sit around at home, stare at the walls

Stare at each other and wait till we die stare at each other and wait till we die

Probably come to die in this town live here my whole life

There's Kerosene around something to do

There's Kerosene around she's something to do

There's Kerosene around, she's something to do

There's Kerosene around, we'll find something to do

Kerosene around, she's something to do

There's Kerosene around, set me on fire

Set me on fire, Kerosene set me on fire, Kerosene

Set me on fire

Kerosene around something to do

There's Kerosene around find something to do

There's Kerosene around, find something to do

Kerosene around, find something to do

Kerosene around, she's something to do

Kerosene around, set me on fire

Set me on fire, Kerosene set me on fire, Kerosene

Set me on fire

Kerosene around, she's something to do

Kerosene around, now what do we do?

Jumped Kerosene, now what do we do?

Jumped Kerosene, now what do we do?

Kerosene around, nothing to do jumped Kerosene, now what do we do?

Never anything to do in this town never anything but jump Kerosene

Never anything to do in this town never anything, jump Kerosene

Set me on fire, Kerosene set me on fire, Kerosene

Set me on fire

Fish Fry

Hosing out the cab of his pickup truck

He's got his 8-track playing really fucking loud

The one who wouldn't go down on his brother's dead

She's wearing his bootprint on her forehead

Saw her at the picture show out on the highway after the fish fry, late last Friday

Having a fish fry, number one fish fry having a fish fry, keep it in the family

Having a fish fry, number one fish fry the fish fry out by Frenchtown

They say they saw you out there at Frenchtown

They say they saw you out by Frenchtown

Now I fuck you and I hit you with my shoe

And I hide your bloody body in Frenchtown pond

Sometimes you know you want to fuck somebody up

Sometimes you just want to fuck

Jordan, Minnesota

This is Jordan, we do what we like

This is Jordan, we do what we like

Stay with me, my five year old

Stay with me, play hide and seek

Stay with me, my five year old

This is Jordan, we do what we like

And this will stay with you until you die

And this will stay with you until you die

And I will stay with you until you die

And this is Jordan, we do what we like

And this will stay with you until you die

And this will stay with you until you die

This will stay with you until you die

And I will stay with you until you die

Suck Daddy! Suck Daddy!

The Power Of Independent Trucking

The backbone of this country is the independent truck

The power of the trucker comes from his truck

The best thing about trucks is the cab overhead

That's where those truckers generate their backbone 

Backbone backbone backbone!

Holding my hand while I piss in her face

She'll do it with love, sitting in a cage

She loves it more if you treat like a race

I keep fucking up, so it's you I disgrace

Backbone backbone backbone backbone!

Move you move like an animal making a noise like an animal

Fornicate and fornicate sing a song about fucking

Make you move like an animal making a noise like an animal

Bake a chicken and pluck an eye we're gonna talk about fucking

Sing a song about fornicate sing a song about fornicate

Fornicate and fornicate sing a song about fucking backbone!

Colombian Necktie

When I get loaded, I gotta go off

Don't call it a safety don't call it half-cocked

More like an ashcan more like a time bomb

More like a stovepipe Colombian necktie

I don't want to die, I just wanted to give her the works

Don't call it a safety don't call it a ripcord

More like an ashcan more like a time bomb

More like a stovepipe Colombian necktie

I don't want to die, I just wanted to give her the works

When I get loaded, gotta go off

Don't call it a safety don't call it half-cocked

More like an ashcan more like a time bomb

More like a stovepipe Colombian necktie

I don't want to die, I just wanted to give her the works

Texas/Deep Six

This is Texas this is redneck

This is lone star this is wetback

I am Texas I am Texas

This is Texas this is badass

This is chain-gang this is mustache

I am Texas I am Texas

He was a plug-ugly son of a bitch

With a fist where most folks get their face

He was a plug-ugly son of a bitch

With a fist where most folks get their face

Me and a half dozen of us would've done him in

But he was never around, except when we were drunk

And he's not like we are, see, he doesn't know his place

And he thinks he's some kind of big cheese

A buck knife, a saw blade, a lead pipe, a twelve-gauge

Would've done him in, could've put him by

A buck knife, a saw blade, a lead pipe, a twelve-gauge

I could've deep-sixed him, wouldn't bat an eye

Well, he's not like we are, see, he drinks his Jack straight

And he sleeps with his wife and he pays his whores

And he's not like we are, see, he drinks his Jack straight

And he sleeps in his cab and he pays his whores

But I'm God's gift to women, they always want my dick

Except for that girl thinks I'm trash

And I'm God's gift to women, always want my dick

Except for that college girl, I'll kill her

A buck knife, a saw blade, a lead pipe, a twelve-gauge

Would've done him in, could've put him by

A buck knife, a saw blade, a lead pipe, a twelve-gauge

I could've deep-sixed him, wouldn't bat an eye

Swashbuckle Tribute EP

 Walk The Plank

Mutiny on the bound gather the crew around

Tie the traitor's hands you'll have no time think

As we watch you sink boots filled with sand

Walk the Plank! High Fives! Plank Dives!

Treason is the reason that you're gonna die!

Walk the Plank! High Fives! Plank Dives!

The depths of the ocean is where your carcass lies!

Beer Goggles

Damn girl, what's your deal we were just tryin' to cop a feel

Seems ya got beat with an ugly stick and those thighs are lookin' pretty thick

Your genetics didn't bless you so its booze to the rescue!

Your hotness level just got toggled embrace the power of beer goggles

Its an age old technique for inbetween the sheets

Refill our empty cups blood alcohol level up!

You got what it takes to fuck some whales?

Man the harpoons! Let's bag some tail!

Wouldn't fuck ya with someone else's dick ladies, we could have our pick

But thanks to liquid sense destroyers we're equal opportunity employers

Even your goddamn rolls have rolls before we put it in yar holes

We'll find a toilet so we can yack then pound ya with our monster sacks

Bump and grind like you're a perfect ten you think it'll last, but think again

Kick ya to the curb and hit the road shotgun some cans for a quick reload

Keep tellin' yourself personality matters as last call quickly descends

Hazy judgments become our friends

You Bring The Cannon, We'll Bring The Balls

Over trivial matters, wars are fought

Absconding with things we never bought

Keeping true to the code, our faith's decree

Fighting 'til death while the cowards flee

You bring the cannon, we'll bring the balls

Gonna smash these heads into the goddamned walls!

'Neath the glooming moon or glowing sun

Gonna rage the faces off of everyone!

Cavil down if you'd like you're just another match to strike

Demur over mere scruples meet a bullet between your pupils!

Pacified fools, rejoice we're here to make your choice

Fret not the end of days dote upon rational gaze

Life washes clean of all regrets death looms in every silhouette

A world of slaughter a world of tears a word of wisdom in a world of fear

A mind of misery a mind of disillusion a moment of clarity in a mind of confusion

As all mistakes awake shaky concentration breaks

Unreality begins to flood lingering on drops of blood

Reckless sentiments shade in diagrams of spite

All we need is fire for this revelry to ignite

Cruise Ship Terror

All aboard swim for it we stole your shit.

Satchels thick throats now slit.

No doubloons leave them marooned.

Checks and charges what be this garbage?

Pearls and lace make no waste

Rum for taste loot with haste.

Party boat, party boat, party boat vacation at the sea.

You've sailed uncharted waters now you'll cease to be.

Party boat, party boat, party boat nowhere near the land.

By the time they find you you'll have died by our hands.

CRUISE SHIP TERROR!

No survivors set it afire.

A burning mast now avast.

Our hull's full with valuables.

We'll sail away to loot more pay.

Take the woman leave them frantic.

We are Swashbuckle we sunk the Titanic

I Hate The Sea (And Everything In It)

Blood in the water sharks chomping at the bit.

False brethren of the code have sunken lower than shit.

Self-proclaimed worldly masters charted our demise,

Strayed us from our course you fuckers I despise.

I hate the sea and everything in it.

Blown your wind into our sail then set fire to our mirth.

Left shipwrecked upon the rocks whilst you reveled in your worth.

Your empires will turn to ashes at these hands you'll die.

The Biggest mistake you've ever made was leaving us alive.

I hate the sea I hate the sea and everything in it fuck you

Slaughter On International Waters

Gathering from the corners of the Earth

In Miami, the bravest ship made berth

Their sights were set on paradise high time to get that beer on ice

Pile in to your tiny staterooms assume that you will meet your doom

Fuck the silly safety lesson tasty buffets and cold ones beckon!

Grab the dudes, its time for a cruise!

With kickin' tunes and bitchin' booze!

Now witness a massive slaughter

Out on international waters

It would be the party of our lifetime so good it would feel like crime

Swaying to the motion of the tides we were in for one hell of a ride

Titties poppin' out on deck massive mounds to turn our necks

Familiar faces from port to starboard pure, unfiltered fun occurred

Bottles were rocked off the shelves act after act all gave 'em hell

Inside the hull, beneath the stars the fans and bands dried up the bars

No where to run, no where to hide a place where heros and zeros collide

The wildest four days of all our lives a miracle every soul survived

Alestorm Tribute EP

 Nancy The Tavern Wench

I know of a tavern not far from here

Where you can get some mighty fine beer

The company's true and the wenches are pretty

It's the greatest damn place in the whole of the city

If you're looking for crewmates, you'll sure find 'em there

Cutthroats and lowlifes and worse I should dare

Ol' Nancy don't care who comes to her inn

It's a den of debauchery violence and sin

So come take a drink and drown your sorrows

And all of our fears will be gone till tomorrow

We'll have no regrets and live for the day

In Nancy's Harbour Cafe

If you're looking to go on a glorious quest

There's a man there who knows of an old treasure chest

For some pieces of eithe an a tankard of ale

He'll show you the map and tell you it's tale

And then there's Nancy, the lovely barmaiden

She may be old but her beauty ain't fading

Ol' Nancy don't care who comes to her inn

It's a den of debaucher violence and sin

So come take a drink and drown your sorrows

And all of our fears will be gone till tomorrow

We'll have no regrets and live for the day

In Nancy's Harbour Café

 Drink

Piracy's a crime and crime doesn't pay and we go home poor at the end of the day.

But I'd rather live my life in rags than be taped to a desk with a wife that's a hag.

We live each day like there's nothing to lose but a man has needs and that need is booze.

They say all the best things in life are free so give all your beer and your rum to me.

We are here to drink your beer and steal your rum at the point of a gun

Your alcohol to us will fall because we are here to drink your beer drink

We sailed over seas for Wenches and Mead and told great tales of The Huntmaster's deeds

The quest for a drop of the Famous ol' Spiced has shown us the wrath of Leviathan's bites.

We went Back Through Time to get more Rum though we end up Shipwrecked having no fun

But Heavy Metal Pirates we must be so give all your beer and your rum to me.

We are here to drink your beer and steal your rum at the point of a gun

Your alcohol to us will fall because we are here to drink your beer drink

Wenches & Mead

When I come back from a mighty quest I have no need for sleep or rest

I head to a tavern for a drink and get so drunk I cannot think

A wench by my side and a jug of mead these are the things that I most need

So I sit back and sing this song and drink and party all night long

Hey! Hey! I want more wenches

Hey! Hey! More wenches and mead

Hey! Hey! I want more wenches

Lots of wenches is what I need

When I come back from a mighty quest I have no need for sleep or rest

I head to a tavern for a drink and get so drunk I cannot think

A wench by my side and a jug of mead these are the things that I most need

So I sit back and sing this song and drink and party all night long

Hey! Hey! I want more wenches

Hey! Hey! More wenches and mead

Hey! Hey! I want more wenches

Lots of wenches is what I need

Terror Of The High Seas

A ship approaches off the starboard bow

The time has come to fight, the time to strike is now

Reload the cannons, and sharpen up your swords

They will regret the day they faced the pirate horde

Who will survive no-one can tell come on, lets give 'em hell

Terror on the High Seas Terror on the High Seas

A flash of thunder lights up the midnight sky

Fifty dead across the deck as the ships draw side by side

Raise up your cutlasses and quest into the fight

A reign of terror we shall bring unto our foes this night

Who will survive no-one can tell come on, lets give 'em hell!

Terror on the High Seas Terror on the High Seas

A reign of terror on the seas we'll bring these poseurs to their knees

And now the time has come to die your destiny is nigh

 No Grave But The Sea

Quest! Set a course to the battle speed is our weapon of war

De Grasse will pay with his ichor blood, mutilation and gore

This is a mission of murder death is the freedom you crave

We are the agents of slaughter swift is the path to the grave

Breaking the line formidable rage ranking their broadside with fire

Sail away, set sail into the blue horizon

Ride the waves, that guide our destiny

Sail away, today we fight and there will be

No mercy for those with no grave no grave but the sea

Ride! Now the winds are a-changing into the breach we will sail

Flanked by the Duke and Bedford formidable charge cannot fail

Fire! With a volley of grapeshot blood stains the ocean this day

We are the agents of slaughter swift is the path to the grave

Three thousand dead France is defied The Battle of Saintes will be mine

 Shit Boat (No Fans)

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks

Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks

Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke

It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks

Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks

You better give us all the money in your treasure chest

Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks

Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks

Your poopdeck is a shithole and your rudder is crap

And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks

Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks

Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic

And all your crew look like Lego bricks

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks

Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks

Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke

It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks

Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks

You better give us all the money in your treasure chest

Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn