Walk The Plank
Mutiny on the bound gather the crew around
Tie the traitor's hands you'll have no time think
As we watch you sink boots filled with sand
Walk the Plank! High Fives! Plank Dives!
Treason is the reason that you're gonna die!
Walk the Plank! High Fives! Plank Dives!
The depths of the ocean is where your carcass lies!
Beer Goggles
Damn girl, what's your deal we were just tryin' to cop a feel
Seems ya got beat with an ugly stick and those thighs are lookin' pretty thick
Your genetics didn't bless you so its booze to the rescue!
Your hotness level just got toggled embrace the power of beer goggles
Its an age old technique for inbetween the sheets
Refill our empty cups blood alcohol level up!
You got what it takes to fuck some whales?
Man the harpoons! Let's bag some tail!
Wouldn't fuck ya with someone else's dick ladies, we could have our pick
But thanks to liquid sense destroyers we're equal opportunity employers
Even your goddamn rolls have rolls before we put it in yar holes
We'll find a toilet so we can yack then pound ya with our monster sacks
Bump and grind like you're a perfect ten you think it'll last, but think again
Kick ya to the curb and hit the road shotgun some cans for a quick reload
Keep tellin' yourself personality matters as last call quickly descends
Hazy judgments become our friends
You Bring The Cannon, We'll Bring The Balls
Over trivial matters, wars are fought
Absconding with things we never bought
Keeping true to the code, our faith's decree
Fighting 'til death while the cowards flee
You bring the cannon, we'll bring the balls
Gonna smash these heads into the goddamned walls!
'Neath the glooming moon or glowing sun
Gonna rage the faces off of everyone!
Cavil down if you'd like you're just another match to strike
Demur over mere scruples meet a bullet between your pupils!
Pacified fools, rejoice we're here to make your choice
Fret not the end of days dote upon rational gaze
Life washes clean of all regrets death looms in every silhouette
A world of slaughter a world of tears a word of wisdom in a world of fear
A mind of misery a mind of disillusion a moment of clarity in a mind of confusion
As all mistakes awake shaky concentration breaks
Unreality begins to flood lingering on drops of blood
Reckless sentiments shade in diagrams of spite
All we need is fire for this revelry to ignite
Cruise Ship Terror
All aboard swim for it we stole your shit.
Satchels thick throats now slit.
No doubloons leave them marooned.
Checks and charges what be this garbage?
Pearls and lace make no waste
Rum for taste loot with haste.
Party boat, party boat, party boat vacation at the sea.
You've sailed uncharted waters now you'll cease to be.
Party boat, party boat, party boat nowhere near the land.
By the time they find you you'll have died by our hands.
CRUISE SHIP TERROR!
No survivors set it afire.
A burning mast now avast.
Our hull's full with valuables.
We'll sail away to loot more pay.
Take the woman leave them frantic.
We are Swashbuckle we sunk the Titanic
I Hate The Sea (And Everything In It)
Blood in the water sharks chomping at the bit.
False brethren of the code have sunken lower than shit.
Self-proclaimed worldly masters charted our demise,
Strayed us from our course you fuckers I despise.
I hate the sea and everything in it.
Blown your wind into our sail then set fire to our mirth.
Left shipwrecked upon the rocks whilst you reveled in your worth.
Your empires will turn to ashes at these hands you'll die.
The Biggest mistake you've ever made was leaving us alive.
I hate the sea I hate the sea and everything in it fuck you
Slaughter On International Waters
Gathering from the corners of the Earth
In Miami, the bravest ship made berth
Their sights were set on paradise high time to get that beer on ice
Pile in to your tiny staterooms assume that you will meet your doom
Fuck the silly safety lesson tasty buffets and cold ones beckon!
Grab the dudes, its time for a cruise!
With kickin' tunes and bitchin' booze!
Now witness a massive slaughter
Out on international waters
It would be the party of our lifetime so good it would feel like crime
Swaying to the motion of the tides we were in for one hell of a ride
Titties poppin' out on deck massive mounds to turn our necks
Familiar faces from port to starboard pure, unfiltered fun occurred
Bottles were rocked off the shelves act after act all gave 'em hell
Inside the hull, beneath the stars the fans and bands dried up the bars
No where to run, no where to hide a place where heros and zeros collide
The wildest four days of all our lives a miracle every soul survived
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