Nancy The Tavern Wench
I know of a tavern not far from here
Where you can get some mighty fine beer
The company's true and the wenches are pretty
It's the greatest damn place in the whole of the city
If you're looking for crewmates, you'll sure find 'em there
Cutthroats and lowlifes and worse I should dare
Ol' Nancy don't care who comes to her inn
It's a den of debauchery violence and sin
So come take a drink and drown your sorrows
And all of our fears will be gone till tomorrow
We'll have no regrets and live for the day
In Nancy's Harbour Cafe
If you're looking to go on a glorious quest
There's a man there who knows of an old treasure chest
For some pieces of eithe an a tankard of ale
He'll show you the map and tell you it's tale
And then there's Nancy, the lovely barmaiden
She may be old but her beauty ain't fading
Ol' Nancy don't care who comes to her inn
It's a den of debaucher violence and sin
So come take a drink and drown your sorrows
And all of our fears will be gone till tomorrow
We'll have no regrets and live for the day
In Nancy's Harbour Café
Drink
Piracy's a crime and crime doesn't pay and we go home poor at the end of the day.
But I'd rather live my life in rags than be taped to a desk with a wife that's a hag.
We live each day like there's nothing to lose but a man has needs and that need is booze.
They say all the best things in life are free so give all your beer and your rum to me.
We are here to drink your beer and steal your rum at the point of a gun
Your alcohol to us will fall because we are here to drink your beer drink
We sailed over seas for Wenches and Mead and told great tales of The Huntmaster's deeds
The quest for a drop of the Famous ol' Spiced has shown us the wrath of Leviathan's bites.
We went Back Through Time to get more Rum though we end up Shipwrecked having no fun
But Heavy Metal Pirates we must be so give all your beer and your rum to me.
We are here to drink your beer and steal your rum at the point of a gun
Your alcohol to us will fall because we are here to drink your beer drink
Wenches & Mead
When I come back from a mighty quest I have no need for sleep or rest
I head to a tavern for a drink and get so drunk I cannot think
A wench by my side and a jug of mead these are the things that I most need
So I sit back and sing this song and drink and party all night long
Hey! Hey! I want more wenches
Hey! Hey! More wenches and mead
Hey! Hey! I want more wenches
Lots of wenches is what I need
When I come back from a mighty quest I have no need for sleep or rest
I head to a tavern for a drink and get so drunk I cannot think
A wench by my side and a jug of mead these are the things that I most need
So I sit back and sing this song and drink and party all night long
Hey! Hey! I want more wenches
Hey! Hey! More wenches and mead
Hey! Hey! I want more wenches
Lots of wenches is what I need
Terror Of The High Seas
A ship approaches off the starboard bow
The time has come to fight, the time to strike is now
Reload the cannons, and sharpen up your swords
They will regret the day they faced the pirate horde
Who will survive no-one can tell come on, lets give 'em hell
Terror on the High Seas Terror on the High Seas
A flash of thunder lights up the midnight sky
Fifty dead across the deck as the ships draw side by side
Raise up your cutlasses and quest into the fight
A reign of terror we shall bring unto our foes this night
Who will survive no-one can tell come on, lets give 'em hell!
Terror on the High Seas Terror on the High Seas
A reign of terror on the seas we'll bring these poseurs to their knees
And now the time has come to die your destiny is nigh
No Grave But The Sea
Quest! Set a course to the battle speed is our weapon of war
De Grasse will pay with his ichor blood, mutilation and gore
This is a mission of murder death is the freedom you crave
We are the agents of slaughter swift is the path to the grave
Breaking the line formidable rage ranking their broadside with fire
Sail away, set sail into the blue horizon
Ride the waves, that guide our destiny
Sail away, today we fight and there will be
No mercy for those with no grave no grave but the sea
Ride! Now the winds are a-changing into the breach we will sail
Flanked by the Duke and Bedford formidable charge cannot fail
Fire! With a volley of grapeshot blood stains the ocean this day
We are the agents of slaughter swift is the path to the grave
Three thousand dead France is defied The Battle of Saintes will be mine
Shit Boat (No Fans)
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your poopdeck is a shithole and your rudder is crap
And your cannons are incapable of firing twenty feet
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
And all your crew look like Lego bricks
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
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