The Taliban Can

Who can hide Bin Laden in a dingy cave
Who can murder women just for watching TV?
The Taliban, The Taliban can
The Taliban can, 'cause they're the evil dorks who run Afghanistan
Who's got Muslim clerics trudging through the sand
Who can have a mullah for the rullah of their land
The Taliban, The Taliban can
The Taliban can, 'cause a bunch of psychos in Afghanistan

The Taliban thinks nail polish stinks better hide behind that veil
If you're caught with too much make-up you may never ever wake up
Who can take tomorrow make it yesterday
Who can build their cities out of camel dung and clay
The Taliban, The Taliban can
The Taliban can, 'cause they're the backward fools who run Afghanistan

The Taliban swore we want a holy war now they're gonna get their wishes
We'll have all them sons of bitches sleeping down there with the fishes
Who's about to see some bombers in the sky
Who can pretty much kiss all their asses goodbye
The Taliban, The Taliban can
The Taliban can, 'cause Uncle Sam is coming to Afghanistan