London Underground

Some people might like to get a train to work or drive in in a beamer or a merc
Some guys like to travel in by bus but i cant be bothered with the fuss today
I gotta take my bike cus once again the tubes on strike the greedy bastards want extra pay
For sitting on their ass all day even though they earn ₤30k.
So I am standing here in the pouring rain where the fucks my fucking train!

London underground, (London underground),
They are all lazy fucking useless cunts
London underground, (London underground),
They're all greedy cunts i want to shoot them all with a rifle

All they say is please mind the doors and they learn that on the two day course,
This job could be done by a four year old they just leave us in the freezing cold.
What you smell is what you get Burger King and piss and sweat you roast to death in the boiling heat
With tourists treading on your feet.and chewing gun on every seat so don't tell me to mind the gap,
I want my fucking money back!

The floors are sticky and the seats are damp every platform has a fucking tramp.
And the drivers get the day off when we're all late for work again!
The floors are sticky and the seats are damp every platform has a fucking tramp.
And the drivers get the day off when we're all late for work again!
London underground, (London underground),
Wankers,they're all wankers,
London underground (London underground),
Take your oyster card and shove it up your asshole.