UKIP Calypso

Tax payers money where does it go Not even George Osborne knows
When we're in power and we engage There will be no tax on minimum wage
Our leaders committed a cardinal sin Open the borders let them all come in
Illegal immigrants in every town Stand up and be counted Blair and Brown

Oh yes when we take charge And the new Prime Minister is Farage
We can trade with the world again When Nigel is at number 10

The British People have been let down That's why UKIP is making ground
From Crewe to Cleethorpes to Outer Hendon They don't believe Cameron's referendum
Coalition could be a fact With any party we could make a pact
Stop telling lies about us too And we'll stop telling the truth about you

Though our pension scheme is in a mess We need money for the NHS
With Jean-Claude Juncker we're giving away 55 million every day
What a farce, he won the vote This is my favourite Juncker quote
He looked the reporters straight in the eyes When things get serious it's time to lie

The EU live in wonderland Tried to ban bent bananas and British jam
We don't want jam the EU way Jam yesterday, tomorrow and never today
The daily polls suggest somehow UKIP are the third party now
In the Euro elections we were so immersed We weren't the third party, we were the first

When the government's sitting on the fence UKIP policies make more sense
Get out of Europe, is our target Common wealth and not common market
Other parties please take note UKIP is not a protest vote
So mark your cross and by word of mouth Tell them what to do in Thanet South

With the EU we must be on our mettle they want to change our lawnmowers and our kettles
Our hairdryers, smartphones and vacuum cleaners But UKIP is wise to their misdemeanours
Farage he likes his fags and beer But there's one thing I want to get clear
Now I like Nigel he's a friend of mine He appears on Dimbleby on Question Time

The other parties will count the costings In Eastleigh, Thurrock and Boston
Labour and Tories shaking in their boots When UKIP kick them up the grassroots
Meanwhile down on Clacton-on-Sea UKIP are making history
Douglas Carswell we're quite adamant Will be the first MP in parliament