(I Don't Want To Go To) Chelsea

Photographs of fancy tricks to get your kicks at sixty-six
He thinks of all the lips that he licks and all the girls that he's going to fix
She gave a little flirt, gave herself a little cuddle
But there's no place here for the mini-skirt waddle
Capital punishment, she's last year's model
They call her Natasha when she looks like Elsie
I don't want to go to Chelsea no it does not move me
Even though I've seen the movie I don't want to check your pulse
I don't want nobody else I don't want to go to Chelsea

Everybody's got new orders be a nice girl and kiss the warders
Now the teacher is away all the kids begin to play
Men come screaming, dressed in white coats shake you very gently by the throat
One's named Gus, one's named Alfie I don't want to go to Chelsea
I don't want to go to Chelsea no it does not move me
Even though I've seen the movie I don't want to check your pulse
I don't want nobody else I don't want to go to Chelsea

Photographs of fancy tricks to get your kicks at sixty-six
He thinks of all the lips that he licks and all the girls that he's going to fix
She gave a little flirt, gave herself a little cuddle
But there's no place here for the mini-skirt waddle
Capital punishment, she's last year's model
They call her Natasha when she looks like Elsie
I don't want to go to Chelsea no it does not move me
Even though I've seen the movie I don't want to check your pulse
I don't want nobody else I don't want to go to Chelsea