If You've Only Got a Moustache

You men who long for love, you mustn't all despair
There's a secret you should know to capture the hearts of the fair.
You may not have the looks.You may not have the dash.
But to win yourself a girl If you only got a moustache
A moustache, a moustache if you only got a moustache.

You may be common folk without a hint of pride.
But you needing to be a king to make any maiden a bride.
You may not have the name You may not have the cash
But you'll make that girl your own. if you only got a moustache
A moustache, a moustache If you only got a moustache.

You may be big and fat or uglier than sin all the ladies shut you out,
you wondering how to get in well here is my advice for how to make a splash
You can have your pick of girls If you only got a moustache, a moustache, a moustache
If you only got a moustache, a moustache, a moustache, a moustache, big moustache thick moustache
My moustache, your mustache, say the word, the word Moustache: A moustache, a moustache.
Now we both have said moustache a moustache, a moustache if you only got a moustache