Barber Shop Song

Goodbye baldies,goodbye baldies, goodbye baldies its time to leave you now.
Now that you have lost your hair you are all bare, we don't care
Stick your hats on fair and square then no one will know.

Now hows he chin this morning sir?
Its on the hairy side,its on the hairy side the grizzly bear side.
So kindly take this warning sir,
Be on the wary side in case you scratch the girl that you adore.
A shave is whats intended sir makes you feel good inside, makes you look good outside,
Hold up your head with pride this soap is recommended sir
Contains insecticide, gives each little spot what for

Now don't upset yourself and don't feel rotten your hair is gone but not forgotten,
HIP HOORAY, HIP HOORAY , WE CAN RAISE IT UP AGAIN.
There's some wigs in the cupboard and I don't know were i got em,
But they're made of nylon mixed with cotton get away, get away, get away, its a fact.
Well they could be rather tricky to keep in place.
What we need is something sticky and we'll splash it on all over.
By gum! they're stuck! A strong man couldn't lift em.
The best of luck, you'll never never shift enm.