Samurai Pizza Cats

Would somebody please cue that bird?
Samurai Pizza Cats
Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?
Samurai Pizza Cats
They're stepping out crime, and you know that ain't balony

There's Speedy Cerviche, he's the leader of the bunch
A heck of a fighter makes a heck of a lunch.
And little Polly Esther who's never afraid of going into battle when the bad guys invade.
Here's Guido Anchovy a wild romantic rover this cat gets down down with a love hangover
Here come the Pizza Cats they're so bad.
They've got more fur than any turtle ever had!
They're stronger than old cheese stronger than dirt...
Step on their tails and you're gonna get hurt...
Samurai Pizza Cats they're fighting crime all over town!

Four... Three... Two... One...
The Pizza Cats are on the run!
The Big Cheese is the villain, who's lower than low.
It's a rotten shame he lives in Little Tokyo.
We've got a nasty Bad Bird and some nasty Ninja Crowes.
As soon as someone finds the script we might begin the show.
Sit back and rest your feet and turn the sound up high.
And if you want the full effects go eat a pizza pie!

The Pizza Cats are Samurai, and I'd like to note:
Their antics take your breath away like fur balls in your throat
We kittens are a special breed we never call retreat.
Whenever Big Cheese knocks us down we land upon our feet.
So hail to thee Pizza Cats please ring your little bell.
Although you may be pen and ink we know you'll fight like Pizza Cats!

Samurai Pizza Cats we hope you liked the show, it's the best that we could do
Samurai Pizza Cats if you could do better, then we'd leave it up to you
Just a reminder, you might like to know the cats will be back for another big show.
Samurai Pizza Cats they're fighting crime all over town.
Two, four, six, eight why do we expectorate?
Samurai Pizza Cats read all the credits, so you'll know who did the work.
Samurai Pizza Cats.