England, My Leotard

I was into yin and yang and hatha yoga
Ginseng and caraway seeds and being a non-smoker
My carrot quiches were better than the bought ones
And I was thicker than two short ones
People bought my latest hits cos they liked my latex tits
Everyone trying hard to get inside my leotard

Went to my hairdresser to have a hair-do
He asked if I knew A La Recherche De Temps Perdus
That's how I was introduced to Colette, Cocteau and Marcel Proust
Now wholefood cookery is just a sideline

I went to Cairo and I read the Gnostic Apocryphon of John in the original Coptic
Korsakoff's psychosis theories and the Fibonacci series
Studied acupuncture and the Bible opened the windows in my mind
It's not your mind, it's your body they're into my business-manager said.
He said that I need an intellect like I need a hole hole in the in the hole in the head
Though I'm an honorary member of Mensa now 
I have to try and keep up a pretence somehow
Cos you buy my latest hits
Because you like my latex tits
And you're all trying hard to get inside my leotard leotard leotard
England, my leotard