We're Scared Of Bob

(Tina Turner)
Once in a while, comes a call for you and me
(Michael Jackson)
It's a call to which we must respond
(Bob Dylan)
We may be stars but we got feelings too
(Mick Jagger)
And there's one thing on which we're all agreed
(Bruce Springsteen)
We're scared of Bob
(Tina Turner)
We're scared of Geldof
(Bruce Springsteen)
We are the ones he screams at like fools
(All)
So let's start singing

(David Bowie)
The cause is just that cannot be denied
(Tina Turner)
But does he have to make us so petrified
(Wrong numbers)
Some of us here you may not recognise
Because in truth we really don't belong
But when Bob called us up we didn't have the guts
To tell him the number he dialled was wrong
(Bruce Springsteen)
We're scared of Bob
(All)
We're scared of Geldof
(Bruce Springsteen)
We're scared that if we try to turn him down we'd all get yelled at

(Cyndi Lauper)
Of course I'm nervous and you'd be jumpy too
If Bob had had a word with you
(All)
We're scared of Bob that's why we're singing
(Madonna & Prince)
We get the jitters everytime we hear the phone start ringing
(All)
We're scared of Bob we're really frightened,
And when we hear that Irish voice our sphincters all get tightened