Death To All But Metal
Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls
They look like the dogs that hang out at the mall
Eminem can suck it, so can Dr. Dre
They can suck each other just because they're gay
They can suck a dick, they can lick a sack
Everybody shout, "Heavy metal's back!"
Death to all but metal Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Death to Papa Roach, Blink 182
All those fucking pussies sounds like doggy-doo
Wearing baggy pants, spiking up their hair
They're not worth the crust on my underwear
Where is Def Leppard? Where is Mötley Crüe?
Why do all my lyrics sound like Dr. Seuss?
Death to all but metal Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Kills those fucking fuckheads who programme MTV
They can suck my ass with all the record companies
Death to Britney Spears, kill the little slut
Kill Madonna too and then fuck her in the butt
Fuck Mariah Carey, death to Sheryl Crowe
They can kiss each other on the camel toe
50 Cent's a fag, so is Kanye West
Shooting hot sperm on each others' chest
Death to all but metal Death to all but metal
Death to all but metal
Fat Girl
I saw her drinking beer eating peanuts by the bar
I was pretty desperate and I knew she had a car
She said her name was Debbie She was a friend Jenny Creggs
She had boobs like watermelons and breathe like rotten eggs
I know you are hungry I can see it in your eyes
because you are looking at me like I'm a side of fries
I want to take your chubby ass back to my place
And squirt my baby gravy all over your face
Thar she blows Thar she blows
Fat girl She is everything I wanted and more
Fat girl She can't fit through the door Thar she blows
I want to prove to you my feelings are for really
So I'm going to buy you a million happy meals yeah
I won't joke about your body if you only let me in
I want to sink my summer sausage into that double chin
Thar she blows Thar she blows
Fat girl is riding my jock again
Fat girl is snacking on my cock again
My friends keep telling me I must be going blind
Because you got cottage cheese all over your behind
Even though some people point and laugh at us
You can kick their ass because you are bigger than a bus
Fat girl I can't believe you're eating again
Fat girl where does your neck begin
Thar she blows
Fat girl put my hotdog into your heart
Fat girl your really really tons of fat
Thar she blows Thar she blows
You are my fat fat girl you know I really love you because you my fat fat girl
Come here baby where you going you are a cow
Come here baby hey I love you I can't live without you
I can't live without you come here come here
Let Me Cum In
Sleeping on a park bench in chilly October
Currently homeless, or is it foreclosure?
I need a place to stay, you say you'll grant my wishes
I got no money but you tell me I can wash the dishes
Sexual tension, we both can feel it
I got a swollen member, I can't conceal it
Slide into your Comaro you see my circumstance
You tell me if I stay my friend has to stay in my pants
Let me cum in your house tonight
Let me sleep on your couch, alright
Let me cum in your house tonight
Wanna be with you
I know you want me, you know I want you
Because you like musicians and I like people with boobs
Your lips are soft and wet, your cheeks so smooth and rosy
It must be nice inside, my cock will be so warm and cosy
Let me cum in your mouth tonight
Baby, swallow my creamy load don't bite
Let me cum in your mouth tonight
I'll give you something to chew
I'll give you something to chew
Spreading your legs, I see it in your eyes
You're getting your eggs ready to fertilize
Don't get yourself excited because I ain't going there
Don't need no kid to support, I'm going up in your rear
Let me cum in your ass tonight
Your gluteus maximus, so tight
Let me cum in your ass tonight
Your super duper pooper
Something new to you
Something new to you
Nothing new to you
Pussywhipped
You said the boys were gonna hang tonight
The guys are here but you ain't anywhere in sight
Your excuses are getting pretty lame
The malady you suffer has a name
Pussywhipped your balls don't have a chance
Pussywhipped your girlfriend wears the pants
Pussywhipped
Your new bitch has got you on the shortest rope
Now your dick gets sucked about as much as the Pope's
Holy hell she's pretty, but no one is that fine
What you need to do is grow a spine
Pussywhipped your girl locked up your nuts
Pussywhipped and now you can't bang the sluts
Pussywhipped
I was in a situation like the one you have got
Jumping through those hoops each day because the chick was hot
Well I was pussywhipped like you but now my dick is wise
You need to tell your dick to open up its fucking eyes open up your eyes
We're all getting so tired of this game the sickness you've contracted has a name
Pussywhipped your balls don't have a chance
Pussywhipped your girlfriend wears the pants
Pussywhipped you're calling it romance
Pussywhipped your whore's got you in a trance
Pussywhipped you're whipped!
Wrong Side Of The Tracks (Out In Beverly Hills)
My mansion is the size of a city block
I got a statue of David but he's missing his cock
I got my name monogrammed on the side of my jet
But I can't afford a hangar to park the thing yet
Tell me how is a guy to live
On the wrong side of the tracks out in Beverly Hills
On the wrong side of the tracks out in Beverly Hills
I got a twenty year old wife and she's eager to please
But she made me throw away my Dokken CD's
I got surround sound running through the whole damn house
And some Dokken's getting cranked just as soon as I figure the bluetooth out
Tell me how is a guy to live
On the wrong side of the tracks out in Beverly Hills
On the wrong side of the tracks out in Beverly Hills
And every night there's Hollywood just beckoning from my neighborhood
Transvestites under street lights looking so tight, think I just might
I got a Filipino butler with a southern drawl
I can only sleep at night using Propofol
You can take a boy out of the trailer park, you see
But you never gonna get the trailer out of me
It's the only way I live
On the wrong side of the tracks out in Beverly Hills
On the wrong side of the tracks out in Beverly Hills
Walk Of Shame
Nine in the morning, who's singing the blues in the hotel lobby, missing one of your shoes
With a handprint on your ass in the shape of a bruise
Puke on your hand as you reach for the door your bottle of schnapps falls onto the floor
You take one more sip as the concierge calls you a whore
No one to blame, every weekend is the same your vagina still ain't tamed
Baby, stand up tall and walk that walk of shame that walk of shame
Sun coming up, side of the road you stumble from the bus all covered in load
Take a dump in the alley in the spot where your car got towed
Your friends all left, four hours before ran out of coke, went looking for more
While you were doing ass to mouth on the tour bus floor
No one to blame, every one night stand's the same it's the hide that sausage game
Baby, smile real big and walk that walk of shame walk of shame!
Baby, sucking lots of dick is so rock n' roll sucking lots of dick is so rock n' roll
Don't have to be a fireman to ride the poll no amount of respect is gonna save your soul
When many moons pass, your tits grow long but your pussy don't ever stop craving the dong
Now a bunch of old folks gangbanging doesn't seem so wrong
You grab a couple ol rockers, have a ménage your beat up old tits, get a cum barrage
While Satchel and Stix do the walk out of Lexxi's mom's garage
Fuckin' Lexxi's Mom is so rock n' roll Fuckin' Lexxi's Mom is so rock n' roll
She takes five inches up in every hole she likes to rock n' roll on that rock n' roll poll
She's a special kind of whore to tame in the D.P. hall of fame
For Stix and Satchel it's worth that walk of shame put your guy-liner on and walk that walk of shame
That walk of shame baby don't complain just walk that walk of shame
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