The Chicken On Fire

Flambé…Flambé…Come & mix gravy…
It’s seared…It’s seared…Beef tip and spears…
Savor...Savor...The ham has been cured…
Caraway seed…Caraway seed…It’s so raw it’ll bleed…

Chicken on fire!The fire alarm rings the bell!
Fast, is the fire…Creates another hell!
I open another Bud Light For the ex-wife won't go away!
Fast, is the fire…Open a Bud Light The chicken's on fire!

So pure…So pure…So sweet and sour…
Apple pie…Apple pie…Cinnamon inside...
Deep fried Deep fried…With almonds & chives!
Flambé…Flambé…Just mix the damn gravy!

Flavors cannot get through…Return to blender…
One, bacon slice or two…Shall I render…
Salting up the fries…Dark meat selection…
Slicing up the pies…Wicked confection…
Too drunk to sleep…Can't slip away…
Open the sauce…Of cranberry…
Beyond burnt black…Come, mix gravy…

Hello dankness…Let's get high…
Hello dankness…Let's get high…
Hello dankness…Let's get high…