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Saturday 19 October 2019

The Toxic Waltz

Here's a new dance craze that's sweeping the nation
It's called the toxic waltz and it's causing devastation
You're jumping up and down like a psycho circus clown slamming with waltzers all the way around
You get caught up in the whip you're thrown into a flip
You aim for someone's head to stain the floor red
Give someone a kick to prove you're truly sick
Bounce back from some blows and blood runs out your nose

Flailing round and round and you're injury bound waltz it up the pit is it!
You can take your chance on this rough new dance if you dare to dive in!
There are some that try but they won't survive they don't hit because they're wimps!
And this exercise helps you brutalize with us Exodus!
Everybody's doing the toxic waltz kick your friend in the head and have a ball
Come on and do the toxic waltz and slam your partner against the wall
Everybody's doing the toxic waltz good friendly violent fun in store for all
Get up off your ass and toxic waltz if you hit the floor you can always crawl!

Used to do the monkey, but now it's not cool the twist and mash potato are no exception to the rule
So don't be a dunce and dance like a runt just throw your elbows with good friendly violent fun
Don't start to cry if you get a black eye just dive back in and give another try
But too much action may leave you in traction so you better get insurance no matter your endurance!

Get up on your feet don't look so obsolete and thrash like an athlete!
Don't sit there on your ass don't look like you've got too much class
You'll be harassed you know we guarantee this is the key so rage or get the third degree!
You begin frontal assaults and start your somersaults and do the toxic waltz do the toxic waltz!

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