Down In Mexico

Down in Mexicali there's a crazy little place that I know
Where the drinks are hotter than the chili sauce and the boss is a cat named Joe
He wears a red bandana, plays a blues pianna in a honky-tonk, down in Mexico
He wears a purple sash, and a black moustache in a honky-tonk, down in Mexico

Well, the first time that I saw him he was sitting on a piano stool
I said "Tell me dad, when does the fun begin? He just winked his eye and said "Man, be cool."
He wears a red bandana, plays a blues pianna in a honky-tonk, down in Mexico
He wears a purple sash, and a black moustache in a honky-tonk, down in Mexico

All of a sudden in walks this chick Joe starts playing on a Latin kick
Around her waist she wore three fishnets she started dancing with the castanets
I didn't know just what to expect she threw her arms around my neck
We started dancing all around the floor and then she did a dance I never saw before.
So if you're south of the border I mean down in Mexico
And you want to get straight don't hesitate just look up a cat named Joe.
He wears a red bandana, plays a blues pianna in a honky-tonk, down in Mexico
He wears a purple sash, and a black moustache in a honky-tonk, down in Mexico

Como est usted senorita come with me to the border, south of the border, that is in Mexico 
In Mexico you can get your kicks in Mexico come with me come with me, come with me, crazy