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Sunday 10 November 2013

The Weird Homeless Dude From Harrow

Many moons ago I was at my local pub, generally socialising with my friends, when some random person without giving any indication of what his name is, where he comes from and any other social manners decided to sit down at our table. He then proceeded to announce to us that he was a Christian and then proclaimed with these words "I Am A Child Of Jesus/God" or some kind of nonsense and then began the irrelevant spouting from his mouth. I do not know if that was classic attention seeking or if it was a way to annoy some patrons who were trying to enjoy a night out for themselves but I left that night feeling bugged out by all that spouting. I began encountering him more times at the pub and he saying even more nonsense out of his big mouth, I was looking forward for the bouncers to swiftly remove him from the vicinity and give his ass a hard landing towards the stone pavement, now that would have been fun to watch but it did not come to avail.
When I left university, I began a long and arduous process to employment ironically it was at the start of the whole credit crunch or recession so that made things a hell of a lot worse. I had to attend this well you could call it a course but to me it was just a giant waste of time because you had to search for jobs on the internet which was a lot easier to do at home then over there in their presence. Anyway as I was attending the course for however many weeks, that guy was there in the train station in the fruit stall, when ever I was walking by to get to my course he would say random words or phrases I think he told me to "Cheer Up" but instead I gave him a middle finger and a "Fuck Off and Die" just to him off my back and rightly so, because I think he deserves that from then and from now and always.
The last time I encountered this waste of space was at the bus stop towards home. I had been drinking alot but not alot to floor a person or an animal, just enough so that I can stay awake for the bus ride towards my home. I was standing at the bus stop just minding my own business and there was another person who was skating around on his skateboard that did not bother me at all but it did bother that loser.He then said to the denizen that because of what he is so he was going for the colour of his skin he should not be allowed to skateboard, that to me is racism through and through, and I don't think anyone of colour and nationality on this planet should be told what they can and cannot do, such stupidity and ignorance. What proceeded was beyond hilarity he then began to pull out some random Eminem 8 Mile rap battle nonsense, onlookers stopped what they were doing including myself just to see if this powder keg was on the verge of exploding but it came as a whimper from the loser's side than from the skateboarder who just wanted to go home, relax and then go to bed that is all he must have wanted. He did not want some waste of space telling him how he can enjoy his entertainment.
In conclusion I think this loser deserves what he is getting for everyday of his miserable and worthless life. He is a vile person and like an animal he should be hunted down and left to rot in captivity. No one should call this waste of space and oxygen a hero because heroes look out for people other than themselves. If I was one of the pub bouncers I would have utterly destroyed him and made sure he never ever saw the sun in his eyes.

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