Who Will Save Rock And Roll
I fall to my knees and look to the sky
Who will save rock and roll?
Murray The K is not here today
So who will save rock and roll?
Every protest singer every guitar slinger
Every punk rock sinner sells his soul
My generation is not the salvation
So who will save rock and roll
I saw The Stooges, covered with bruises
Who will save rock and roll?
Every mercenary three chord revolutionaries
Choose your side and choose it well
June 1st, 67 something died and went to heaven
I wish Sgt Pepper never taught the band to play
My generation is not the salvation
So who will save who will save
Tell me who will save rock and roll
Master Race Rock
Hippies are squares with long hair and they don't wear no underwear
Country Rock is on the wane I don't want music, I want pain!
Dictators can swing make you dance and sing
Cause an oil spill you don't know us, but you will!
We're the members of the master race
Got no style, and we got no grace
Sleep all night, sleep all day
Nothing good on t.v. anyway
Gasoline shortage won't stop me now
We've reached a higher spiritual plane that is so high, I can't explain
We tell jokes to make you laugh we play sports so we don't get fat
We can sweat and stink we can eat and drink
Don't do what we're told and we're scared of growing old
We're the members of the master race
We don't judge you by your face
First we check to see what you eat
Then we bend down and smell your feet
Hope you don't pick your nose!
My favourite part of growing up is when I'm sick and throwing up
It's the dues you've got to pay for eating burgers every day
Take my vitamin C no one's good for me
Life can take it's toll when you're living ROCK N' ROLL!!!
We're the members of the master race
Got no tact, and we got no taste
First you put your sneakers on
Going outside to have some fun
Do not forget to wipe your ass!
The Next Big Thing
I didn't have to do that, you know
I didn't have to show up here with my vast financial holdings
I could've been basking in the sun in Florida
This is just a hobby for me nothing, you hear a hobby
I used to shiver in the wings but then I was young
I used to shiver in the wings till I found my own tongue
I sock 'em everywhere that I sing
Cause you know I'm the Next Big Thing
I knocked 'em dead in Dallas and I didn't pay my dues
I knocked 'em dead in Dallas they didn't know we were Jews
I sock 'em everywhere that I sing
Cause you know I'm the Next Big Thing
I'm a fuel injected legend I don't wanna be a bore
I just wanna live a rich life and I wanna die poor
Sorry I just can't get it on anymore
But I won't be happy till I'm known far and wide
With my face on the cover of the TV guide
I sock 'em everywhere that I sing
Cause you know I'm the Next Big Thing
(I Live For) Cars And Girls
Well I'm the type of guy who's into getting high on a Friday afternoon
So now you know I'm a regular Joe and I'll tell you what I like to do
I like to make a scene in my machine
I like to make a scene I leave them in another state
Whenever I accelerate
I live for Cars and girls, cars and girls
I live for Car, cars and girls
I live for Cars and girls, cars and girls
I live for Car, cars and girls
There's nothing else in this crazy world except for cars and girls
I got a lot of good sitting under my hood but it doesn't make me feel alright
The only time I'm feeling fine is when my baby's sitting tight
I like to get it down I like to feel the sound
I like to get it down I leave them in another state
Whenever I accelerate
I live for Cars and girls, cars and girls
I live for Car, cars and girls
I live for Cars and girls, cars and girls
I live for Car, cars and girls
There's nothing else in this crazy world except for cars and girls
You and me will go a cruising everywhere we know we'll take a trip out to the west
Cause the coast's the most because the surfing's best
The fastest car and a movie star are my only goals in life
It's the hippest scene, the American dream and for that I'll always fight
I like to get it down I like to feel the sound
I like to get it down I wanna drive the fastest car
I wanna drive the fastest car I wanna drive the fastest car
Cars, girls, surfing beer nothing else matter here
I live for Cars and girls, cars and girls
I live for Car, cars and girls
I live for Cars and girls, cars and girls
I live for Car, cars and girls
There's nothing else in this goddamn world except for cars and girls
The Moronic Inferno
Blast off from the duplex planet blast off onto new horizons
Farewell to the slacker culture farewell to your bed of roses
Kalifornia's gonna crumble into the sea no more Beach Boys harmonies
For your little sixties fantasies I sing this eulogy
I'm gonna rock we're gonna rock
Wake up to the new age nightmare twelve steps to the psycho babble
Feel good in the Prozac moment last call for the Woodstock nation
The modern stone age family between reality and make believe
Where daddy's just a memory and Heather's got two mommies
I'm gonna rock we're gonna rock
For every phoney little wanna be careering in the industry
Shove some product up your marketing degree because it ain't rock and roll to me
I'm gonna rock we're gonna rock testosterone rock respect the rock
Pussy And Money
You wake up in the morning totally confused
Can't get a date but you're getting screwed
You're searching for a reason a way to carry on
When everything is broken and everything is wrong
So you tried to save the whales you found a tree to kiss
You gave a crippled child his dying wish
You're waiting for an answer a message from above
You've always been a sucker another fool in love
What's it all about pussy and money
I ain't trying to be cute I ain't trying to be funny
Everybody lies about pussy and money
It's always gonna be that way it's always gonna be that way
You see a girl you start talking she sees your car she starts walking
Sweet success just take it if you're sincere you can fake it
What's it all about pussy and money
I ain't trying to be cute I ain't trying to be funny
Everybody cries about pussy and money
It's always gonna be that way it's always gonna be that way
You wanna be the big dog down on the street
But if you spill a drop of blood the shark's gotta eat
A million stars out of reach
A billion grains of sand on the beach
So you pray every night when the sun goes down
Cause there are only two things that make the world go round
What's it all about pussy and money
I ain't trying to be cute I ain't trying to be funny
Everybody lies about everybody cries about
Everybody shout it out!! pussy and money
It's always gonna be that way
It's always gonna be that way
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