Bloodhound Gang Tribute EP

Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny

You came twice last year like a Sears catalog,

Because your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg,

Well now you're seeing me but soon I'll have you seeing God,

Cause girl I'll get you panting like you're Pavlov's dog,

Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down,

But baby your black box is the one that I found,

I'll give you the gift that keeps on giving it won't cost you any money,

Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny.

So down I go like I'm two thousand Flushes,

I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes,

She's one that's speechless, I'm the one that's tongue tied,

She's thinking holy mackerel I'm thinking tuna on the side,

There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose,

Because the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes,

I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I wanna be,

Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny.

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base,

I can tell that the cherry is ripe by the way it tastes,

I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties,

And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty,

Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base,

I can tell that the cherry is ripe by the way it tastes,

I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties,

And then drink it while eating out down at the Seafood Shanty

Fire Water Burn

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire,

We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn,

Burn motherfucker burn.

Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy,

I'm not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high,

I don't know mofo if y'all peeps be buggin' give props to my ho cause she all fly,

But I can take the heat cause I'm the other white meat known as 'Kid Funky Fried',

I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye,

But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine,

Because I'm kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie,

I'm the root of all that's evil yeah but you can call me cookie,

This hard-core ghetto gangster image takes a lot of practice,

I'm not black like Barry White no I am white like Frank Black is,

So if man is five and the devil is six than that must make me seven,

This honkey has gone to heaven but if I go to hell then I hope I burn well,

I'll spend my days with J.F.K., Marvin Gaye, Martha Raye, and Lawrence Welk,

And Kurt Cobain, Kojak, Mark Twain and Jimi Hendrix's poltergeist,

And Webster Emmanuel Lewis because he's the antichrist

Everybody here we go,

C'mon party people throw your hands in the air,

C'mon party people wave them like you don't care,

C'mon party people everybody say ho,

C'mon party people everybody here we go

The Ballad Of Chasey Lain

Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to explain I'm your biggest fan

I just wanted to ask could I eat your ass write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta dick had a lotta dick

I've had a lotta time had a lotta time

You've had a lotta dick Chasey but you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to complain ya never wrote me back

How could I ever eat your ass when ya treat your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta dick had a lotta dick

I've had a lotta time had a lotta time

You've had a lotta dick Chasey but you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to constrain this letter is my last

As your biggest fan I must demand you let me eat your ass

You've had a lotta dick had a lotta dick

I've had a lotta time had a lotta time

You've had a lotta dick Chasey but you ain't had mine

P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey Chasey this is my mom and dad

Now show them them titties now show them them titties

P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey Chasey this is my mom and dad

Now show them them titties now show them them titties

Would ya fuck me for blow?

The Bad Touch

Ha-Ha! Well now, we call this the act of mating

But there are several other very important differences

Between human beings and animals that you should know about I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought

Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about

So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts

Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up

You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds

I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hash browns

Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined

To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Getting horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it

Hieroglyphics let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas

But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"

So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship

Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip

So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle

And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Vulcanize the whoopee stick in the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax in the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch with the boink swatter

If I get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though

I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog with the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone in the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove with the pork steeple

If I get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then

In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though

I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where

Put the you know what in the you know where

Put the you know what in the you know where

Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

We're Gonna Bring The Party To You

Hold up, how do I look fucked up like Bobby Brown's cheque book

Ozzy Osbourne stopped doing Mai-Tai-Chi

The type that made Diddy lose his P

Where we are is where the line begins

This ain't your Mom not any dick gets in

Then there's no way you'll get past her

She'll dress like an extra from a beer commercial

Here comes trouble, shut the front door you need to not give a shit a little more

Tomorrow's not here and yesterday's gone it's half past fuck it with the caps lock on

V-I-P between two bean diddlers fucking with them forties like Adolf Hitler

Retard and feathered, withdrawn and quartered

Hands in the air like we jumped the border

J-Lo rent's got something to show me

While her fat friend pretends that she doesn't know me

Do it for Johnny! Bring it home for Jerome!

Fuck them college girls like Stafford Loans

Here comes trouble, shut the front door you need to not give a shit a little more

Tomorrow's not here and yesterday's gone it's half past fuck it with the caps lock on

An asshole, why sure what's that what would Johnny Cash do?

We're gonna bring the party to you!

You'll be pissing someone else's blood before we're through

We're gonna bring the party to you!

Here comes trouble, shut the front door you need to not give a shit a little more

Tomorrow's not here and yesterday's gone it's half past fuck it with the caps lock on

An asshole, why sure what's that what would Johnny Cash do?

We're gonna bring the party to you!

You'll be pissing someone else's blood before we're through

We're gonna bring the party to you!

Up out on the roof, twist off the wine tops slow dance with girls as the Miami bass drops

Up out on the roof, twist off the wine tops slow dance with girls as the Miami bass drops