The Bitch Song
Is it okay if I speak to you today you've been pissed off for a week now
But, nothing I can say could make you look up or crack up.
Is there anything that I can't do anything to show you
You're a bitch but, I love you anyway
You can't sing but you still put me to sleep
You're a bitch you make me sick but don't ever go away
So you tell me that there's nothing left to say I drive you face the window
Then you're in my face, telling me to grow up I wish you'd grow up
I can't wait until you fall asleep, I wonder if you know that
You're a bitch but, I love you anyway
You can't sing but you still put me to sleep
You're a bitch you make me sick but don't ever go away
You're a bitch, but I love you anyway so why don't ya stay?
Girl All The Bad Guys Want
Eight o'clock, Monday night, and I'm waiting
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring
She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means
And when she walks all the wind blows and the angels sing but she doesn't notice me
Because she's watching wrestling creaming over tough guys
Listening to rap metal turntables in her eyes
It's like a bad movie she's looking through me
If you were me, then you'd be screaming someone shoot me
As I fail miserably trying get the girl all the bad guys want
Because she's the girl all the bad guys want
She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange
Her CD changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have
And when she walks all the wind blows and the angels sing she'll never notice me
Because she's watching wrestling creaming over tough guys
Listening to rap metal turntables in her eyes
She likes them with a moustache racetrack season pass
Driving in a Trans-Am does a mullet make a man?
It's like a bad movie she's looking through me
If you were me, then you'd be screaming someone shoot me
As I fail miserably trying get the girl all the bad guys want
Because she's the girl all the bad guys want
There she goes again with fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair
She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated all I wanted was to see her naked!
Now I'm watching wrestling trying be a tough guy
Listening to rap metal turntables in my eyes
I can't grow a moustache and I ain't got no season pass all I got's a moped
It's like a bad movie she's looking through me
If you were me, then you'd be screaming someone shoot me
As I fail miserably trying get the girl all the bad guys want
Because she's the girl all the bad guys want
Emily
It wasn't supposed to be like this another dose of unhappiness
I gave it all and managed to get shot down yet again
So I got drunk, had sex with all your friends
You told me that I should never call your house again
Emily you saved the day
Emily when you threw me away
She was always such a pretty girl nobody like her in the world
A little piece of heavenly that no one else could stand
I see her in my dreams at night I see her when I close my eyes
I just can't seem to shake, Emily
You got your money and I got cast outside thrown out on my ass
In the city with no one else nowhere else to go
So I hooked up with a model from Singapore
Emily I sure am glad you didn't want me anymore
Emily you saved the day
Emily when you threw me away
Emily you saved the day
Emily you saved the day
Emily you saved my ass
Punk Rock 101
She works at Hot Topic his heart: microscopic
She thinks that it's love but to him, it's sex
He listens to emo but Fat Mike's his hero
His bank account's zero what comes next?
Same song; different chorus
It's stupid, contagious to be broke and famous
Can someone please save us from Punk Rock 101?
My Dickies, your sweatpants my spiked hair, your new Vans
Let's throw up our rock hands for Punk Rock 101!
Let's shoplift some sweatpants for Punk Rock 101!
She bought him a skateboard a rail-slide, his knee tore
He traded it for drums at the local pawn shop
She left him for staring at girls and not caring
When she cried because she thought Bon Jovi broke up
Same song; second chorus
Don't forget the delay on the very last word
Seven years later he works as a waiter
She marries a trucker and he's never there
The story never changes just the names and faces
Like Tommy and Gina they're living on a prayer
High School Never Ends
Four years, you think, for sure that's all you've got to endure
All the total dicks all the stuck-up chicks so superficial, so immature
Then when, you graduate ya take a look around and you say wait
This is the same as where I just came from I thought it was over that's just great
The whole damned world is just as obsessed with who's the best dressed and who's having sex
Who's got the money, who gets the honeys who's kinda cute and who's just a mess
And you still don't have the right look and you don't have the right friends
Nothing changes but the faces, the names and the trends high school never ends
Check out the popular kids you'll never guess what Jessica did!
And how did Mary Kate lose all that weight and Katie had a baby so I guess Tom's straight!
And the only thing that matters is climbing up that social ladder
Still care about your hair and the car you drive doesn't matter if you're 16 or 35
Reese Witherspoon, she's the prom queen Bill Gates, captain of the chess team
Jack Black, the clown, Brad Pitt, the quarterback seen it all before I want my money back!
The whole damned world is just as obsessed with who's the best dressed and who's having sex
Who's in the club and who's on the drugs who's throwing up before they digest
And you still don't have the right look and you don't have the right friends
And you still listen to the same shit you did back then high school never ends
The whole damned world is just as obsessed with who's the best dressed and who's having sex
Who's got the money, who gets the honeys who's kinda cute and who's just a mess
And I still don't have the right look and I still have the same three friends
And I'm pretty much the same as I was back then high school never ends
High school never ends here we go again
Don't Be A Dick
Whatever happened to chivalry when did it all break down?
Seems like everyone's selling their bullshit in this town
What ever happened to loyalty nobody's got your back
Is it your friends or is it your enemies on the attack?
Everybody wants to be something they're not and have shit they ain't got
Don't be a dick don't be an asshole just be nice you don't have to be that guy
Show some respect just be a person love one another you don't need a reason why
Don't be a dick don't be a dick
What the fuck is the problem with people living the truth?
Tell me what somebody's happiness has to do with you
What is the obsession with always being right?
It's not always win or lose, it's not black or white
Nobody seems to have it figured out just yet it's not that hard to get
Don't be a dick don't be an asshole just be nice you don't have to be that guy
Show some respect just be a person love one another you don't need a reason why
Whatever happened to honesty you live a fucking lie
So what, you fake it until you make it and then you die?
Don't be a dick don't be an asshole just be nice you don't have to be that guy
Show some respect just be a person love one another you don't need a reason why
Don't be a dick don't be a dick
Ohio (Come Back To Texas)
She said she needed a break a little time to think
But then she went to Cleveland with some guy named Leland
That she met at the bank there's nothing wrong with Ohio except the snow and the rain
I really like Drew Carey and I'd love to see The Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame
So when you're done doing whatever and when you're through doing whoever
You know Denton County will be right here waiting for you
Come back to Texas it's just not the same since you went away
Before you lose your accent and forget all about The Lone Star state
There's a seat for you at the rodeo and I've got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican food sucks North of here anyway
I think I made a mistake it's not that easy to take
She went to make a deposit then she cleaned out her closet
Guess I'll sit here and wait for her to come back home
I wish she'd come back home it shouldn't take very long so long, so long
I bet she misses the sunrise and Mrs. Baird's fruit pies but I could be wrong
So when you're done doing whatever and when you're through doing whoever
You know Denton County will be right here waiting for you
Come back to Texas it's just not the same since you went away
I bet you missed your exit and drove right on through the Lone Star state
There's a seat for you at the rodeo and I've got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican food sucks north of here anyway
Troy Aikman wants you back Willie Nelson wants you back
NASA wants you back and the Bush twins want you back
Pantera wants you back and Blue Bell wants you back
I got a premonition I'm taking a petition and the whole state's gonna sign
Come back to Texas it's just not the same since you went away
Before you lose your accent and forget all about The Lone Star state
There's a seat for you at the rodeo and I've got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican food sucks North of here anyway
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