Kung Flu Fighting

Everybody was Kung Flu Fighting the spread was fast as lightning

I'll admit, it was a little bit frightening Lunar New Year was just bad timing

Those Kicks As Fast As Lightning And My Head Is Shining

There were funky Chinese snacks from funky Wuhan town

They were chopping those bats up and they were wolfing those bats down

For you very special deal crunchy bats with every meal

First a cough and then a chill hard to breathe before the kill

There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung

He said look a crowded plane and let us just get on 

It then took off and made a land, they started spreading with their hand

All the sudden news made me skip, now there into a brand knew trip

Everyone was wants Kung-Flu Dying the spread was fast as lightning

Your chest is a little bit tightening but they hid it with slowest timing

There were sickly Chinamen from funky Wuhan town

They were chopping bats up and they were grinding bats down

It's an ancient Chinese food and everybody knew their meat

From a fainting to a smell and from the soup to the drinking

Everybody was a Kung-Flu Dying those Bats were slow as fat men frying

In fact it was a really much frightening but they cooked with expert timing

There was total quarantine and national lockdown

They said let's stop the disease and closed the town.

They sent the cops across the streets total lockdown is complete.

We all are stuck at home all week as the boredom hits new peaks.

Everybody was chinese cooking those knives were fast as lightning

The spring rolls have too much seasoning and the fried noodles end up burning